My tech school has a lot of focus on the Computer Simulation and Gaming department. (CSnG for short)
Even the animation I’m doing for the most part delves into a harder 3D aspect than anything for Gaming and simulation stuff.
So one of the things that the CSnG kids have to do is actually get together and “pitch” their game to some of our teachers. These are guys who have worked in the industry for years and know their shit. One of my teachers has even done animation for all 3 Dead Space games so they definitely know what the industry is looking for.
These fucking kids you guys..Holy shit.
Not a single woman in any of the groups I’ve seen, and it shows. Imagine your sweatiest, nerdiest neckbeard. That person goes to my school. And they’re all in the CSnG department.. Fedoras are fucking flying..
the first group..
"Dinosaurs on an alien planet fighting space marines" and one -insertgirlhere because we have to have a woman for T&A-. The main guy literally has full, complete armor even with a helmet and shit, and the girl looks like a lingere model who accidentally fell out of a catalog and picked up a shotgun. The joke they made was "She could even lose some of that clothing as you level up".
But none of that can compare to the second group that came in and did their schpeal, which, honestly, was fine and dandy. It sounded like a boring beatemup concept for a game with a ton of crappy dlc stuff to keep making money but whatever, right?
Their villain is called “Rapewind”
I didn’t catch it at first, and then we got the fake box art and I was reading the back and I read it and I just fucking lost it.
And somewhere in there there was even a thing they called “The rapewind olympics” which a friend of mine pointed out.
I kinda wanted to wait and see if the teachers would say anything but another student said something for us which got the whole class pretty much saying “The everloving fuck is wrong with you?”
I’m really hoping none of these kids ever make it to big companies because holy shit man…Fuckin’ rapewind…
what a time to be alive, man..
Some people, man…